oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
