Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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