i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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