If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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