She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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