I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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