"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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