I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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