love makes seman taste better
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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