Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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