i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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