he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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