woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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