Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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