yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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