We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Do vagina's smell?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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