Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You've changed since you got that strap on
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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