I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
A bitchslap is in order.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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