so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It's shark week go big or go home
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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