Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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