Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
