Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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