Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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