Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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