It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
as a side note pls kill me
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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