We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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