Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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