I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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