Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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