Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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