I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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