There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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