and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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