you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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