oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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