Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
