The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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