They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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