sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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