Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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