I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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