is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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