Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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