It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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