Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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