ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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