We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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