he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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