This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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