That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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